You all think this is funny, don't you? You're having a good time watching your stupid little deer show, blissfully ignorant of the world-upending chaos you're inviting. But me, I'm attentive. I can ...

Antlers up, class. Today's lecture will be on the phenomenon of "Goof Troop Time." I recommend you take notes, not just because this will be on the final exam, but because your patience will be put to ...