This modern-day Scrooge is bah hum-bugging his neighbors. Phones at the Brantford Police station in Ontario, Canada, were recently ringing like sleigh bells thanks to a local grump who plastered ...

You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not post decidedly unfestive signage along a parade route, I'm telling you why: Because people will call the police. Well, maybe it's not as catchy ...